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Q. Is there a wig that will stick to my head so it won`t fall off or move while i bend over?

"I use two sided tape i get from the dollar store..."

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Q. Can you use toupee tape to hold a full skin top cap wig in place?

ok i am becoming a female impersonator and for my first performance i'm doing beyonce. as we all know beyonce twist and turns her hair and swings it each and every way. now my question is can i use toupee tape to keep the wig in place so it wont fall off when i'm swinging it around. also if there is anything else that i could use to guarantee that the wig wont fall off it would be greatly appreciated if you guys could bring it to my attention. also the kind of wig that i have is not lace front. its a full skin top cap wig.

"Using a full poly cap then the tape should do the job but make..."

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Q. What would my sexual orientation be if my behavior is like this ?

i'm an cross dresser and i don't really know what is my sexual orientation is. i like girls and i think i am not gay but i'm not quite sure because i am very different. i often wear girls' clothing like girl's dresses and girl's shoes like stiletto heels and pumps and i would wear make up and a wig. i often put a lot of effort into the makeup and i often pass as a woman. i've slept with a couple of girls and i have done stuff to girls and i've given them oral too, when i sleep with girls they often catch me in my men's clothing. even one of my best friends she is pregnant by me. sometimes i love dressing up in fully drag in makeup and a wig and i trick guys to letting me give them oral sex. they often think i was a woman because of my wig and my makeup skills. i also put like some tape on my wig so my wig doesn't fall off. i mean like girls and i would marry a girl not a guy but i've given guys head a couple of time dressed as a woman. what would my sexual orientation be ?

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Q. Hair extensions - drama - full lace wig awesome!?

has anybody bought hair extensions from www.perfectlocs.com? the quality is crappy, she advertise as 100% indian remy human hair and i bought 2 packets and trust me it was a worse thing i ever did. the hair was falling all over, it tangled in less than 3 days. it was a disaster. i sent an email to priyanka the lady who owns the website and i complained, she never bothered to reply. i decided to buy a full lace wig and my friend introduced me to one of the suppliers on www.alibaba.com the quality is amazing, i washed the wig last week and its still as good as new. i paid $100 for a 12 inch full lace wig. the package was not all that pretty but the wig is awesome. i need to findout what kind of a glue can keep my full lace wig on for 6 weeks? or should i use tapes?

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Q. Friend lost a hell of a tickling/cross dressing bet, should i help him?

should i help him? on his head: he has to wear this http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/wig... http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/wig... with pleanty of this http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/fav/... and 2 make sure it dont fall of http://www.emergencyresources.com/duckta... for under http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbvi... and http://www.tightsplease.co.uk/... with some more itching powder! on his torso http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/f... for his legs http://www.sexydirectory.co.uk/sexydirec... really tight! for his feet: http://www.schoolgirltimes.co.uk/index.a... with itching powder and duck tape to make it impossible to get off! for his very ticklish pits... http://www.pleasuremenow.com/productimag... (they are tied down) for inside him http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/toil... http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/toil... just to make it hard for whats coming next... http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/fav/... for his nose http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/dirt... for his exercise http://users.pld.com/prusa/images/treadm... with his wrists taped to the side bars with only his fingernails showing. then the "tourturea" gets to put the treadmill on full, turn on the massage gloves and give him a facil and a minicure to emarass him on the mounted video camera! im thinking of watching his gf doeing all this and laughing!

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Q. Ok,people.may i please inquire of you?to hit me back with the song,band.and the original album.and i thank you

pull 'em i hope you get your invitation it is here for you listen to the conversation playing pretty tunes sorry i can't wait for you i couldn't stand to stay you have to get right out of here yo have to get away i had to pay the doorman just to let me use the door i had to use a muscleman to pick me off the floor they're making up things that we've all heard before like romance and engage and divorce fall in love you have to be crazy to stay in this place you just have to laugh at it all ha haha i met this girl in a called her ma i called her everything i called her fab,and mrs fish i didn't get her name she's making me a pair of shoe's so i can run away she's making me a plastic wig she's making me again i didn't want to put you on or tape you down at all or leave you here so all alone or put you in a room i had to pay the doorman just to let me use the door fall in love i had to pay a muscleman to pick me off the floor apologies... as it should be... i met this girl and called her ma..:(

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Q. How come i had this very weird and abnormal dream of myself being rescued by my friend ?

i'm an 20 year old straight guy who enjoys time after college classes going out dressed as a girl with my best friend rebecka. i often go out dressed as a girl in either a floral colored dress with a brown hair wig and makeup and 6 inch black patent platform stiletto pumps or an mini skirt with an button up shirt with my wig and my 6 inch black pumps. but i've been getting a lot of death threats by strangers in public and my friend just told me to ignore which i did and it let me to have a weird dream. i dream that i was kidnapped while walking in a shopping mall street after shopping and i got kidnapped and tied and putted in a trash bag and then the kidnapper along with 4 other guys took me out of the bag while they arrived at a river. the kidnapper in the dream told me he hates trannys and he makes a living by terminating each of them and he then laughed and look at me and said it looks like you don't want to lose your heels while you are falling to your death so he ordered those guys to duck tape my heels onto my feet like a strap and he said you won't be able to swim now even if you try the mono fin swim. he then threw me into the river and i started to drown until my best friend rebecka showed up in a wet suit with scuba gear underwater rescuing me to safety. then i woke up from there. does the dream mean that i'm going to die or something ??? if the whole dream was real and he duct taped my heels onto my feet, would i be able to swim at all ??? what did the whole dream mean anyway ??? can anyone please help me out ??? i'm really scared and i actually turn on my burglar alarms when i'm at home now. rebeka is my friend who is a straight female and she really likes me as a friend.

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Q. Could this be the joke of the night?

things to do to drive your roommate crazy 1.insist that your roommate recite the pledge of allegiance with you every morning. 2. every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved. 3.when listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune. 4. every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves. 5.while unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start. 6.name your animal crackers. mourn for them after you eat them. 7.get a pet rabbit. at a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. if your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation. 8.keep a hamster as a pet. buy a blender, and make a milkshake every day. then, one day, get rid of the hamster. make a shake using a lot of ketchup. when your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty hamster cage, and say, "i was curious." 9.try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket. 10.aerate your underwear drawer. explain that "they" are not getting enough oxygen. 11.put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures. complain that they were staring at you. 12.every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, "it's time to go to bed now." 13.insist that back home where you come from, people were not considered friends unless they called each other as "schnookums". address them as such in as many public places as possible. 14.explain that you used to have a strange disorder in which you would lash out at anyone nearby. go on to say that you have been completely cured since your doctor started you on a new pill that you usually take right about then. reach into your bag, search around for a couple of minutes and murmur "uh-ohhh..." as you look very concerned. then smile sheepishly and say "wellll...sometimes aspirin helps." 15.ask directions to the nearest kmart. when your roommate asks why, tell them that maybe this year, if they're lucky, santa will bring them a new wardrobe. wink obviously. 16.take out a huge, ancient-looking book and ask if your roommate has ever wondered about voodoo. 17.buy a wig with your hair color, and give it a horrendous haircut. put it on, and when your roommate comes in, act like nothing is different and casually drop in that you had decided that it was time for a trim. then ask if they're ready for that night out on the town you'd been planning for so long.

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Q. Twilight fans: is it just me or...?

this is a 3 part question: 1) does it bug you that edward volvo for the movie is a different model? 2) does the fact that alice rosalie and jasper all look like they are wearing bad wigs? 3) has anyone here hilighted, written in, and taped your copy of twilight? my answers: 1) omg yes... wth it couldnt be that hard to get the right one. gahhhh 2)oh emm gee i almost died... they better not wear those in the movie utherwise they will need way good movie magic 3) and yes i asked because i am only on my 7th time reading it and it was falling apeart so i taped it and i had previously hilighted it, and i am re reading it going inand in pen writting what i think at certain partss ps. i know i say only 7 t imes but i know ppl who have read it over 15... ohhh wait 1 more question, stephenie is comeing to my town for a book signing and i was thinking to bring my much abused copy of highlighted taped and written in copy of twilight and have ehr sighn my favorite page or chapter, what do you think? or what should i ahve her sign? oh okay i didnt say this did i, b ut i have 2 copies of twilight i w ould never ruin it if i had only one :) paperback and hard cover

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Q. How come i had this very weird and abnormal dream of myself being rescued by my friend?

i'm an 20 year old straight guy who enjoys time after college classes going out dressed as a girl with my best friend rebecka. i often go out dressed as a girl in either a floral colored dress with a brown hair wig and makeup and 6 inch black patent platform stiletto pumps or an mini skirt with an button up shirt with my wig and my 6 inch black pumps. but i've been getting a lot of death threats by strangers in public and my friend just told me to ignore which i did and it let me to have a weird dream. i dream that i was kidnapped while walking in a shopping mall street after shopping and i got kidnapped and tied and putted in a trash bag and then the kidnapper along with 4 other guys took me out of the bag while they arrived at a river. the kidnapper in the dream told me he hates trannys and he makes a living by terminating each of them and he then laughed and look at me and said it looks like you don't want to lose your heels while you are falling to your death so he ordered those guys to duck tape my heels onto my feet like a strap and he said you won't be able to swim now even if you try the mono fin swim. he then threw me into the river and i started to drown until my best friend rebecka showed up in a wet suit with scuba gear underwater rescuing me to safety. then i woke up from there. does the dream mean that i'm going to die or something ??? if the whole dream was real and he duct taped my heels onto my feet, would i be able to swim at all ??? what did the whole dream mean anyway ??? can anyone please help me out ??? i'm really scared and i actually turn on my burglar alarms when i'm at home now. rebeka is my friend who is a straight female and she really likes me as a friend.

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Q. How come i had this very weird and abnormal dream of myself being rescued by my friend ?

i'm an 20 year old straight guy who enjoys time after college classes going out dressed as a girl with my best friend rebecka. i often go out dressed as a girl in either a floral colored dress with a brown hair wig and makeup and 6 inch black patent platform stiletto pumps or an mini skirt with an button up shirt with my wig and my 6 inch black pumps. but i've been getting a lot of death threats by strangers in public and my friend just told me to ignore which i did and it let me to have a weird dream. i dream that i was kidnapped while walking in a shopping mall street after shopping and i got kidnapped and tied and putted in a trash bag and then the kidnapper along with 4 other guys took me out of the bag while they arrived at a river. the kidnapper in the dream told me he hates trannys and he makes a living by terminating each of them and he then laughed and look at me and said it looks like you don't want to lose your heels while you are falling to your death so he ordered those guys to duck tape my heels onto my feet like a strap and he said you won't be able to swim now even if you try the mono fin swim. he then threw me into the river and i started to drown until my best friend rebecka showed up in a wet suit with scuba gear underwater rescuing me to safety. then i woke up from there. does the dream mean that i'm going to die or something ??? if the whole dream was real and he duct taped my heels onto my feet, would i be able to swim at all ??? what did the whole dream mean anyway ??? can anyone please help me out ??? i'm really scared and i actually turn on my burglar alarms when i'm at home now. rebeka is my friend who is a straight female and she really likes me as a friend.