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Q. Will half wigs stay in place in wind?

"No they don`t stay on unless you use a good tape or glue...."

Q. Can wind blow off wigs?

"A building and a huge gust of wind blew my hair piece right off..."

Q. Is there a wig that will stick to my head so it won`t fall off or move while i bend over?

"I use two sided tape i get from the dollar store..."

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Q. Oh, the places you'll go!?

congratulations! today is your day. you’re off to great places! you’re off and away! you have brains in your head. you have feet in your shoes. you can steer yourself any direction you choose. you’re on your own. and you know what you know. and you are the guy who’ll decide where to go. you’ll look up and down streets. look’em over with care. about some you will say, “i don’t choose to go there.” with your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street. and you may not find any you’ll want to go down. in that case, of course, you’ll head straight out of town. it’s opener there in the wide open air. out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you. and when things start to happen, don’t worry. don’t stew. just go right along. you’ll start happening too. oh! the places you’ll go! you’ll be on your way up! you’ll be seeing great sights! you’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. you won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed. you’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead. wherever you fly, you’ll be best of the best. wherever you go, you will top all the rest. except when you don’t. because, sometimes, you won’t. i’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you. you can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. and your gang will fly on. you’ll be left in a lurch. you’ll come down from the lurch with an unpleasant bump. and the chances are, then, that you’ll be in a slump. and when you’re in a slump, you’re not in for much fun. un-slumping yourself is not easily done. you will come to a place where the streets are not marked. some windows are lighted. but mostly they’re darked. a place you could sprain both your elbow and chin! do you dare to stay out? do you dare to go in? how much can you lose? how much can you win? and if you go in, should you turn left or right…or right-and-three-quarters? or, maybe, not quite? or go around back and sneak in from behind? simple it’s not, i’m afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind. you can get so confused that you’ll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, i fear, toward a most useless place. the waiting place…for people just waiting. waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a yes or no or waiting for their hair to grow. everyone is just waiting. waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their uncle jake or a pot to boil, or a better break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or another chance. everyone is just waiting. no! that’s not for you! somehow you’ll escape all that waiting and staying. you’ll find the bright places where boom bands are playing. with banner flip-flapping, once more you’ll ride high! ready for anything under the sky. ready because you’re that kind of a guy! oh, the places you’ll go! there is fun to be done! there are points to be scored. there are games to be won. and the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. fame! you’ll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on tv. except when they don’t. because, sometimes, they won’t. i’m afraid that some times you’ll play lonely games too. games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you. all alone! whether you like it or not, alone will be something you’ll be quite a lot. and when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. there are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on. but on you will go though the weather be foul. on you will go though your enemies prowl. on you will go though the hakken-kraks howl. onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. on and on you will hike. and i know you’ll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are. you’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. you’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. so be sure when you step. step with care and great tact and remember that life’s a great balancing act. just never forget to be dexterous and deft. and never mix up your right foot with your left. and will you succeed? yes! you will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.) kid, you’ll move mountains! so…be your name buxbaum or bixby or bray or mordecai ale van allen o’shea, you’re off to great places! today is your day! your mountain is waiting. so…get on your way! by:dr. seuss.

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Q. How many of you have read this poem? do you feel it is an example of balladry at its finest?

john gilpin was a citizen of credit and renown, a train-band captain eke was he of famous london town. john gilpin’s spouse said to her dear, ‘though wedded we have been these twice ten tedious years, yet we no holiday have seen. ‘to-morrow is our wedding-day, and we will then repair unto the bell at edmonton, all in a chaise and pair. ‘my sister, and my sister’s child, myself, and children three, will fill the chaise; so you must ride on horseback after we.’ he soon replied, ‘i do admire of womankind but one, and you are she, my dearest dear, therefore it shall be done. ‘i am a linen-draper bold, as all the world doth know, and my good friend the calender will lend his horse to go.’ quoth mrs. gilpin, ‘that’s well said; and for that wine is dear, we will be furnished with our own, which is both bright and clear.’ john gilpin kissed his loving wife; o’erjoyed was he to find, that though on pleasure she was bent, she had a frugal mind. the morning came, the chaise was brought, but yet was not allowed to drive up to the door, lest all should say that she was proud. so three doors off the chaise was stayed, where they did all get in; six precious souls, and all agog to dash through thick and thin. smack went the whip, round went the wheels, were never folk so glad, the stones did rattle underneath, as if cheapside were mad. john gilpin at his horse’s side seized fast the flowing mane, and up he got, in haste to ride, but soon came down again; for saddle-tree scarce reached had be, his journey to begin, when, turning round his head, he saw three customers come in. so down he came; for loss of time, although it grieved him sore, yet loss of pence, full well he knew, would trouble him much more. ’twas long before the customers were suited to their mind, when betty screaming came down stairs, ‘the wine is left behind!’ ‘good lack,’ quoth he—‘yet bring it me, my leathern belt likewise, in which i bear my trusty sword, when i do exercise.’ now mistress gilpin (careful soul!) had two stone bottles found, to hold the liquor that she loved, and keep it safe and sound. each bottle had a curling ear, through which the belt he drew, and hung a bottle on each side, to make his balance true. then over all, that he might be equipped from top to toe, his long red cloak, well brushed and neat; he manfully did throw. now see him mounted once again upon his nimble steed, full slowly pacing o’er the stones, with caution and good heed. but finding soon a smoother road beneath his well-shod feet, the snorting beast began to trot, which galled him in his seat. so, ‘fair and softly,’ john he cried, but john he called in vain; that trot became a gallop soon, in spite of curb and rein. so stooping down as needs he must who cannot sit upright, he grasped the mane with both his hands, and eke with all his might. his horse, who never in that sort had handled been before, what thing upon his back had got did wonder more and more. away went gilpin, neck or nought; away went hat and wig; he little dreamt, when he set out, of running such a rig. the wind did blow, the cloak did fly, like streamer long and gay, till, loop and button failing both, at last it flew away. then might all people well discern the bottles he had slung; a bottle swinging at each side. as hath been said or sung. the dogs did bark, the children screamed, up flew the windows all; and every soul cried out, ‘well done!’ as loud as he could bawl. away went gilpin—who but he? his fame soon spread around; ‘he carries weight! he rides a race!’ ‘’tis for a thousand pound!’ and still, as fast as he drew near, ’twas wonderful to view, how in a trice the turnpike-men their gates wide open threw. and now, as he went bowing down his reeking head full low, the bottles twain behind his back were shattered at a blow. down ran the wine into the road, most piteous to be seen, which made his horse’s flanks to smoke as they had basted been. but still he seemed to carry weight, with leathern girdle braced; for all might see the bottle-necks still dangling at his waist. thus all through merry islington these gambols he did play, until he came unto the wash that hangs upon your face; and stop and eat, for well you may be in a hungry case.’ said john, ‘it is my wedding day, and all the world would stare, if wife should dine at edmonton, and i should dine at ware.’ so turning to his horse, he said, ‘i am in haste to dine; ’twas for your pleasure you came here, you shall go back for mine.’ ah, luckless speech, and bootless boast! for which he paid full dear; for, while he spake, a braying ass did sing most loud and clear; whereat his horse did snort, as he had heard a lion roar, and galloped off with all his might, as he had done before. away went gilpin, and away went gilpin’s hat and wig; he lost them sooner than at first; for why?—they were too big. now mistress gilpin, when she saw her husband posting down into the country far away, she pulled out half a crown; and thus unto the youth she said that drove them to the bell, ‘this shall be yours, when you bring back my husband safe and well.’ the youth did ride, and soon did meet john coming back again: whom in a trice he tried to stop, by catching at his rein; but not performing what he meant, and gladly would have done, the frighted steed he frighted more, and made him faster run. away went gilpin, and away went postboy at his heels, the postboy’s horse right glad to miss the lumbering of the wheels. six gentlemen upon the road, thus seeing gilpin fly, with postboy scampering in the rear, they raised the hue and cry: ‘stop thief! stop thief!—a highwayman!’ not one of them was mute; and all and each that passed that way did join in the pursuit. of edmonton so gay; and there he threw the wash about on both sides of the way, just like unto a trundling mop, or a wild goose at play. at edmonton his loving wife from the balcony spied her tender husband, wondering much to see how he did ride. ‘stop, stop, john gilpin!—here’s the house!’ they all at once did cry; ‘the dinner waits, and we are tired;’— said gilpin—‘so am i!’ but yet his horse was not a whit inclined to tarry there! for why?—his owner had a house full ten miles off at ware. so like an arrow swift he flew, shot by an archer strong; so did he fly—which brings me to the middle of my song. away went gilpin, out of breath, and sore against his will, till at his friend the calender’s his horse at last stood still. the calender, amazed to see his neighbour in such trim, laid down his pipe flew to the gate, and thus accosted him: ‘what news? what news? your tidings tell; tell me you must and shall— say why bareheaded you are come, or why you come at all?’ now gilpin had a pleasant wit, and loved a timely joke; and thus unto the calender in merry guise he spoke: ‘i came because your horse would come, and, if i well forebode, my hat and wig will soon be here,— they are upon the road.’ the calender, right glad to find his friend in merry pin, returned him not a single word, but to the house went in; whence straight he came with hat and wig; a wig that flowed behind, a hat not much the worse for wear, each comely in its kind. he held them up, and in his turn thus showed his ready wit, ‘my head is twice as big as yours, they therefore needs must fit. ‘but let me scrape the dirt away and now the turnpike gates again flew open in short space; the toll-men thinking, as before, that gilpin rode a race. and so he did, and won it too, for he got first to town; nor stopped till where he had got up he did again get down. now let us sing, long live the king! and gilpin, long live he! and when he next doth ride abroad may i be there to see!